|First appearance||The Animal Shelter|
|Voiced by||Tom Kenny|
In the episode Jury Duty, he was punished into becoming an Alternate Juror. Only the people attending jury duty who are causing disturbances are sentenced there, so most likely Crunchy was sent there for annoying the judge with dialogue about compassion and positivity.
Crunchy is the stereotypical parody of hippie with his long uncut hair, his laid back personality, and his participation in animal rights organizations, environmental efforts, vegitarianism, and civil protests for different reasons other than their original cause. In Dan Vs. Burgerphile, while Dan chained himself up to the cash register at Burgerphile over a botched drive through order, Crunchy chained himself up to protest the Burgerphile Corporation for serving meat.
- In Dan Vs Jury Duty, it is revealed he is fluent in Danish.
- In Dan Vs Stupidity, he calls Dan "broface" meaning he's easily influenced by anyone.