"I'll put you on the list! I'll put you all on the list!"
-Dan
This page consists of all the things that Dan has on his revenge list that have been seen in the show that he wishes to get revenge on.
The List (so far)
Dan vs New Mexico
- THE HAWAIIAN MONARCHY
- TED
- THE DEEP BLUE SEA
- THE ELDERLY
- PATCHY BEARDS
- CARI CATURISTS
- WILLIAM SHATNER
- MARYLAND
- Dan's thumb )RS -unable to read text-
- Dan's thumb )GTS who RUN STOP SIGNS
- Dan's thumb )? CHILDREN
- HANGIN' ELI'S DAIRY FERM
- BEEF HOTDOGS
- ARIZONA
- Dust
- Helmet Laws
- Astronomy
- People who bring babies to the park
- Babies in general
- Generals
- Dull pencils
- Pencils that are too sharp
- Allergies/parasites
- Children's choirs
- Naked mole-rat
- Non-Contact sports
- Movies about eunics
- Arizona
- Mike (Removed; after death)
- William Shatner
- The Hawaiian Monarchy
- The Deep Blue Sea
- Maryland
- Beef Hotdogs
- The Elderly
- Caricaturists
- San Frenado Valley
- Generic Cereal
- Monocle Manufacturing Corporation
- Middle School Toughs
- Marin County Sheriff Office
- Gnomes
- Talking Parrot at the Mall
- Pigeons
- Motorists Who Run Stop Signs
- Hangin Eli's Dairy Farm
- Soft Cheese
- Crossing Guards
- Kevin the Locksmith
- Mouthwash That Hurts
- Eye Crusties
- Whatever's Causing That Rash
- People Who Take Cats For Walks
- Leggings
- Flea Markets
- Tools
- Parked Cars
- Coffee
- Tamarind Soda
- Wooden Shoes
- Shaving Nicks
- Parachutes
- Pudding
- Whoever Planted That Catcus
- Banana Slugs
- Costa Rica
- Neurotoxins
- Alpaca Wool
- Blood-sucking Ticks
- Wisconsin
- Car Alarms
- Pinkie Pie
- Elise (though got erased after he saw her brutally beating up Chris' ex boss)
- Milk
- Demons
- Moms
- Canada
Sources