The following is a list of Dan Vs. episodes.

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Season First Aired Last Aired Episodes
1 January 1, 2011 July 9, 2011 22
2 November 19, 2011 June 23, 2012 18
3 November 17, 2012 March 9, 2013 13

Season 1 (2011)

Main Article: Season 1

No. Title Card Title Airdate Prod. code
New mexico
"New Mexico" January 1, 2011 101

Dan has a grudge with New Mexico which leads to a road trip. [1]

"The Wolf-Man" January 1, 2011 102

Plotting revenge against the culprit that left scratches on his car.[2]

"The Dentist" January 8, 2011 103

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.[3]

Note: Mark Hamill guest stars as Dan's Dentist.

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"The Ninja" January 15, 2011 104

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.[4]

Dan vs the animal shelter
"The Animal Shelter" January 22, 2011 105

Vowing revenge against the animal shelter because of the non-stop barking.[5]

Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Mr. Mumbles, Hortence and Crunchy

Dan vs canada
"Canada" January 29, 2011 106

Getting even with their neighbor to the north.[6]

Dan vs traffic
"Traffic" February 26, 2011 107

Dan gets into an embarrassing mishap and vows revenge on the city's traffic.[7]

Note: Henry Winkler guest stars as Helicopter Hal.

Dan vs ye olde shakespeare
"Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre" March 5, 2011 108

After an awful night out, Dan wants revenge.[8]

Dan vs baseball
"Baseball" March 12, 2011 109

Dan's favorite show gets preempted by the World Series.[9]

Dan vs the salvation armed forces
"The Salvation Armed Forces" March 19, 2011 110

Dan's car gets accidentally donated to charity.[10]

Dan vs the beach
"The Beach" March 26, 2011 111

Beach traffic is growing and Dan wants revenge.[11]

Dan vs george washington
"George Washington" April 2, 2011 112

A felled tree lands on Dan's car and he blames America's first president.[12]

Dan vs technology
"Technology" April 9, 2011 113

Dan has a painful first experience with computers.[13]

Note: Kevin McDonald and Harland Williams guest star as Barry Ditmer and Hiram.

Dan vs the babrber
"The Barber" April 16, 2011 114

Dan wants to make his barber pay for a bad haircut.[14]

Dan vs art
"Art" April 30, 2011 115

Dan targets an artist's career when his car is used as a canvas.[15]

Dan vs elises parents
"Elise's Parents" May 14, 2011 116

Dan plots to rid Chris of his in-laws for good when they hinder his time for fun with Dan.[16]

Note: Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter guest star as Elise's Parents.

Dan vs the fancy restarant
"The Fancy Restaurant" May 21, 2011 117

Dan's beloved sandwich shop is replaced by a new restaurant which leads him to experiment with fine dining.[17]

Note: René Auberjonois guest stars as Chef Puree.

Dan vs dan
"Dan" May 28, 2011 118

A man finds that it is not so great when he steals Dan's identity.[18]

Note: John C. McGinley guest stars as Imposter Dan.

Dan vs the family camping trip
"The Family Camping Trip" June 4, 2011 119

Dan, Elise and her parents bring Chris on a camping trip.[19]

Note: Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter reprise their roles as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris guest stars as Colby.

Dan vs burgerphile
"Burgerphile" June 11, 2011 120

Dan stages a protest after receiving poor service at his favorite burger joint.[20]

Note: Jeff's name is the same as his voice actor Jeff Bennett.

Dan vs the magicican
"The Magician" June 18, 2011 121

Dan vows to expose a magician as a fraud.[21]

Dan vs the lemonade stand gang
"The Lemonade Stand Gang" July 9, 2011 122

Dan and Chris set out to stop a group of underage ruffians who have begun extorting money from local residents through a neighborhood lemonade stand.[22]

Season 2 (2011-2012)

Main Article: Season 2

No. Title Card Title Airdate Prod. Code
Dan vs the family thanksgiving
"The Family Thanksgiving" November 19, 2011 201

Dan is surprised when he's invited to Elise's parents house for a family Thanksgiving along with Chris, but vows to ruin it when he learns that Elise's parents only invited him to steal his deviled egg recipe.

Note: Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter reprise their roles as Elise's Parents.

24 "The Mall Santa" December 17, 2011 202

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan swears revenge on a curmudgeonly mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

Note: Mark Hamill guest stars as The Mall Santa.

25 "The Neighbors" January 28, 2012 203

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

26 "Dancing" February 4, 2012 204

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he ends up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

27 "The Bank" February 11, 2012 205

When Dan's bank increases his ATM fees, he decides, with the help of Chris and Elise, to stage a heist and get the money back.

Note: Tara Strong guest stars as the Bank Manager.

28 "The Monster Under the Bed" February 18, 2012 206

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster underneath Dan's bed, but there may be more to this monster than meets Dan's eye.

Note: When Dan drives to Canada, he sees that the country still hasn't recovered from the events of the episode "Canada".

29 "Golf" February 25, 2012 207

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

30 "The Gym" March 3, 2012 208

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

31 "The Wedding" March 24, 2012 209

Upset that his old flame Hortence is getting married to her boss, Jeremiah Burger, Dan cons his way into the wedding party and attempts to ruin the wedding from within.

32 "The Catburglar" March 31, 2012 210

Dan's cat Mr. Mumbles goes missing, drawing him into a film noir-style caper, and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

33 "The Dinosaur" April 7, 2012 211

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a famous hunter to capture it.

34 "Stupidity" April 14, 2012 212

Believing that everyone around him is becoming dumber, Dan blames the state education system and swears revenge on the Governor.

35 "The Telemarketer" May 16, 2012 213

Dan plots to end the persistent phone calls of a telemarketer.

Note: John C. McGinley guest stars as Imposter Dan.

36 "Reality TV" May 26, 2012 214

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

37 "Parents" June 2, 2012 215

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

38 "Gigundo-Mart" June 9, 2012 216

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

39 "Chris" June 16, 2012 218

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

40 "Wild West Town" June 23, 2012 217

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

Season 3 (2012-2013)

Main Article: Season 3

No. Title Card Title Airdate Prod. Code
41 "Anger Management" November 17, 2012 301
Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.

Note: Jenna Fischer guest stars as Amber.

42 "The Mummy" November 24, 2012 302
When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient means of pest control.

Note: Seth Green guest stars as Ahkenrah.

43 "The Boss" December 1 2012 218
When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.

Note: Felicia Day guest stars as The Boss.

44 "The Mechanic" December 8, 2012 303
Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.

Note: Kurtwood Smith guest stars as Mechanic Mike.

45 "The High School Reunion" December 15, 2012 304
Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him. 
46 "The Common Cold" January 19, 2013 219
Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.

"The DMV"

January 26, 2013 305
When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
48 "The Ski Trip" February 2, 2013 220
A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with newfound friends.
49 "Jury Duty" February 9, 2013 306
Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
50 "Vegetables" February 16, 2013 221
Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.
51 "The Superhero" February 23, 2013 307
A superhero damages Dan's car, so he becomes a villain to defeat the reckless crimefighter.
52 "The Family Cruise" March 2, 2013 308
Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.
53 "Summer Camp" March 9, 2013 309
Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.


Future of the Show

Season 3 concluded on March 9, 2013 with "Summer Camp", and Curtis Armstrong announced on his Facebook page that the show is cancelled and if there is no fourth season, he has to give up and move on with his life.[23]

External Links

--- Dan vs List of Episodes Wiki Page

--- Dan vs Show [Season 1:]

--- Dan vs Show [Season 1:]

--- Dan vs Show [Season 2: {Spanish}]

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