|Season 1, Episode 12|
|Air date||April 2, 2011|
|Written by||Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson|
|Directed by||Bill Kopp|
After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, evidence left behind leads Dan to blame George Washington for chopping it down, and he sets out to find a way to get revenge on the long-dead President.
- George Washington never chopped down any cherry tree. Rather, it was a tall tale spun by author Washington Irving.