|Profession||Former Burgerphile manager|
|Voiced by||Jeff Bennett|
He was fired and relocated to Maryland when he refused to give Dan a hamburger or a refund which got him into a fight, including being stuck in a grease fire with Dan, Hortense, Crunchy, and an unconcious Mr. Burger. He was fired after Mr. Burger punched the fire alarm.
- The role was said to have gone to William H Macy.