|Season 2, Episode 12|
|Air date||April 14, 2012|
|Written by||Chris Pearson|
|Directed by||Ashley Lenz|
Believing that everyone around him is becoming dumber, Dan blames the state education system and swears revenge on Governor of California.
- This is, so far, one of 2 times in the series where Dan gives up on one of his revenges, the other being Reality TV, while it's obvious he finished his vengance off-screen likely during the 2 month time lapse.