"He's not talking to me right now."– Dan, The Wolf-Man.
Not much is known about Ted, but at one point or another, he was Dan's friend until something caused a divide between them, most likely of Dan's own doing.
He has yet to have appeared in the series (and likely never will) but he was mentioned in "The Wolf-Man" when Chris suggested Dan should get Ted's help instead of his. Dan responded saying that Ted is not currently speaking to him.
- There were plans to feature Ted in an episode of the series, but it eventually turned into an episode about an imposter taking over Dan's life, thus, Dan Vs. Dan was born.
"SOME people didn’t like the inside baseball of it all, so we just made it weird. And thus was born The Imposter, brought to life by sore-wristed writers, inky-fingered (figuratively because we live in an inkless future) artists, spunky Korean animators, and a character actor that dreams are made of, John C. McGinley. "– The official Dan Vs. Facebook page.
"Next time, you should have one of your OTHER friends help you." - Chris
"Like Who!?" - Dan
"I don't know, how about your friend, Ted?" - Chris
"He's not talking to me right now." - Dan– Dan and Chris, The Wolf-Man