|The Animal Shelter|
|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Air date||January 22, 2011|
|Written by||Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson|
|Directed by||Bill Kopp|
"The Animal Shelter" is the fifth episode of the 1st season and the fifth episode overall. It originally aired on January 22, 2011.
When an Animal Shelter keeps Dan up at night, he does whatever he can to get rid of it, including attempting to poison the animals.
- This episode is the first episode to feature Crunchy, Hortense and Mr. Mumbles.
- Chris' last name is revealed to be "Pearson" on his Driver's License. The same last name as the real life Chris.
- It's revealed that people without insurance get to see an Actor rather than a real Doctor when visiting the Hospital. (Dan goes to the hospital over cat scratches, and an Actor in a Doctor's outfit asks him to take off his pants)
- Dan buys 3,700 dollars worth of dynamite plus a 30% tip for the Wolf-Man with Chris' credit card. A 30% tip on $3,700 would be $1,110. In other words, Dan spent $4,810 in this episode.
- Mr. Mumbles (debut)
- Crunchy (debut)
- The Ambulance Guys
- Wolf-Man (in human form)
- Hortense (debut)
- The first and only promo is a trailer for the episode released on the same week the episode was scheduled to premiere. Uploaded on January 19, 2011 on The Hub's YouTube Channel.