|Season 2, Episode 3|
|Air date||January 28, 2012|
|Written by||Chris Pearson|
|Directed by||Stephanie Arnett|
The Mall Santa
A sweet, young couple, Jennifer and Jason moves in next door to Dan that he believes to be cannibals whose intentions are to eat him, so he plans to rid of them by making their lives as miserable as possible until they move out.
- Interestingly, Jennifer and Jason never noticed any of the dozens of clues that Dan hated them and was trying to get rid of them. There are however many examples of how they could have seen in their world such as:
1.Thinking Dan's anger issues were either just his style or part of some big welcome surprise for them neighbors usually have.
2.The satellite dish the cockroaches destroyed may have been for something connected to their apartment they weren't using or didn't have or possibly something Dan would normally use but wasn't using because of how accurate he was with his revenge.
3.Chris in the ski mask taking pictures of them through the window they may have thought was either part of the surprise they thought would get (since they could have easily been able to tell it was Chris due to Dan not doing anything to hide his identity besides giving him a ski mask) or the neighborhood was more popular then they thought even with the Mafia.