|Season 1, Episode 7|
|Air date||February 26, 2011|
|Written by||Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson|
|Directed by||Bill Kopp|
"Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre"
"Traffic" is the seventh episode of the 1st season and the seventh episode overall. It originally aired on February 26, 2011.
Dan gets into an embarrassing mishap and vows revenge on the city's traffic.
- Dan tries to close a freeway all to himself while wearing a disguise consisting only of a Construction worker uniform (with his normal clothes underneath) and a mustache. This was apparently enough to fool Chris.
- Crunchy believes Hacky Sack is a sport as Dan telling him some guy down the street who says otherwise is enough to offend him.
- One of Dan's solutions to "destroying traffic" was by stealing explosives to explode a Car dealership... it's a temporary solution to say the least.
- The first and only promo is a trailer for the episode released the week the episode was scheduled to premiere. It was uploaded on The Hub's YouTube channel on February 23, 2011.